Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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