I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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