what day is it and did you see me today?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
