I will die if light touches me.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I touched a dick in church today
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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