Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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