I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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