I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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