Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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