She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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