there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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