i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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