She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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