We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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