i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
