You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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