Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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