took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You don't make any sense
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