He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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