out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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