if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
jump out the window naked night went bad
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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