Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Randomize
