would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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