I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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