Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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