Nicole vs. Life
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
