I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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