they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
