Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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