Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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