butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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