Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
COCAINE IS GR8
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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