Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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