dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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