At least make sure they are 18
Why
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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