Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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