I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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