So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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