what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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