Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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