I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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