Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
