She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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