My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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