Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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