Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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