can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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