If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
