I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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