I heard we made out
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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