ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You're a waste of cheezeits
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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