hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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