I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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