You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Randomize
