C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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