Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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